AOL can bite me.

AOL can just go take a flying leap. After trying TWENTY-SIX times, it finally deigned to connect me to the internet. I ran a diagnostic, so my modem is working just fine. And AOL loves connecting for Sean - it never gives him any grief. So why the fuck did it take me almost an hour to get a connection?!

I want cable internet so badly. Or at least DSL. Maybe I should call the phone company and bitch/moan until they get off their sorry asses and upgrade the line running down our road, so that I can get DSL...